30 5 / 2012
My favorite Pancake Quotes
Found the #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithPancake tag on twitter today. These were may faves:
- “The were the footprints of a gigantic pancake!”
- “You’re not haunted by the pancake, Dr. Watson. You miss it.”
- “One day we’ll all be standing around a pancake and Sherlock Holmes will be the one who put it there.”
- “I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning pancake.”
- “I would have you over this table right now, until you begged for pancakes twice.”
- “James Moriarty isn’t a man at all. He’s a pancake.”
- “I think Sherlock Holmes is a great man. And one day, if we’re very very lucky, he might even be a good pancake.”
- “Well here we are at last. You and me, Sherlock. And our pancake. The final pancake.”
- “I don’t have pancakes. I just have one.”
- “Honey, you should see me in a pancake.”
- “Pancake is the new sexy.” (
that one was mine XP)And my very very very favorite:
- “Don’t make people into pancakes, John. Pancakes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.”
(via jawn-i-made-coffee)
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29 5 / 2012
Things parents forget to tell their children:
- Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
- Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
- Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
- Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
- Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
- You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory.
- Sometimes people get butt acne.
- You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
- You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best.
- You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
- You can even think whatever the hell you want.
- People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders.
- You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.
(Source: romantickissingporn, via blainehasasatanpenis)
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29 5 / 2012
I see this guy, and he’s got like a buzzcut and he’s kind of geeky-looking. And he was great, he had a beautiful voice! But the audience didn’t really know how to respond to him, they were kinda like clapping politely, ‘cause here’s this guy singing Disney covers. And I thought it was awesome, and I went up to him after the show and I was like ‘Hey, we need to be friends’, and he was like ‘Yeah, absolutely!’.
Because anon was asking how they met! Here’s the actual quote! Thank you ellecrissgilmore for submitting it! :D
(Source: hellyeahdarrencriss)
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29 5 / 2012
Sherlock: After the Bombs by *Nero749
oh sweet god in heaven!!
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